| 1. | | promote "music" which redefines and rejects the FALSE CONSCIOUSNESS of "good" and so-called "bad" |
| 2. | | discourage the growing of beards BOTH in men and women |
| 3. | | spend little or no money |
| 4. | | ensure that the BOARD feel clever and important |
| 5. | | encourage artists NEVER to SELL OUT unless a) they are asked POLITELY to do so AND b) it seems like a good idea at the time |
| 6. | | DEFY The MAN |
| 7. | | enhance the life of THE KIDS |
| 8. | | use capital letters WHEREVER APPROPRIATE |
| 9. | | set the standards of minute keeping which other organisations YEARN to emulate |
| 10. | | piss off people we don't like |
| 11. | | encourage all the people of the world, regardless of creed, colour or gender, to HOLD HANDS, because when you are holding hands you can't hold a gun |
