Do you want to tell us we are GRATE? Or perhaps pick us up on a few POINTS? All right then, if you like. There are THREE ace ways you can do this:
1. Come To A Gig As DILIGENT people, we try to get to as many gigs as poss that Our Bands do - this is because we LOVE them, and not because it is an excuse for an piss-up. Simply go to one of these gigs, and try and spot the Slightly Older people looking pissed at that back. Like as not it will be one of us. Despite the fact that our lives are a FESTIVAL OF GLAMOUR and that, we LOVE to talk to people, anybody really. Gooo on, say hello, it will make us HAPPY.
2. Send us an e-mail What could be simpler? Our email address has just changed thanks to the vast amounts of SPAM we were wading through in order to find your LETTERS OF LOVE so the new one is artists.against.success@ntlworld.com. Click that there button to email us, or if that doesn't work, type it into an email thing. Then it will work.
3. Write us a Letter Old fashioned, we know, but hey! Sometimes a letter is a beautiful thing to behold. Except we lost the keys to our PO Box and therefore couldn't collect any more demos. If you DO want to send us a demo THAT badly then email us and ask for the special MAGIC address. hopefully this will cut down on the number of soft-rock bands from Croatia who seem to be plagueing us.
4. Fill in a form How technological are we? Not very, in fact, the from what was here - it didn't work. Arses. So if you filled it in, it didn't work.
Sorry about that. If you do want to be added to the mailing list, send us an email and we'll SORT it.
Lovely.
So what are you waiting for? GET IN TOUCH!
