First of all, here we see a Mystery Cuban Boy modelling our new line in t-shirts. This was taken at the birthday party of the Gentleman to his left. COOL huh?
Next we take you on a trip down memory lane, to our very first signing session with Young Tykes Stumble and Lazer Guided. Aah me, were we ever so young?
See our smiling happy faces and REJOICE!
And we ask you to SYMPATHISE with us looking like a bunch of fat old men at the PALA signing! CAMERAS eh? How can they get it so WRONG?
In real life we are BEAUTIFUL. honest.
And more recently we ENLISTED the mighty JOHNNY DOMINO for a WHOLE ALBUM'S worth of ROCKIN' HARMONY, because they said - "Hey AAS! How deep is your love?" and we replied - "Sign this and see...." - then Ollie from Lazer Guided got dragged along to record the beautiful moment of REALIZATION with a cheap disposable camera.
Here we see THE BOARD in more serious mode, as yet another Board Meeting draws to a close, they draw close together to capture the beautiful moment forever.
I don't fancy yours much.
For all those who say "What actually happens at these KRAZY board meetings of yours?" we say - LOOK! Here we are pausing only for a MOMENT from our MIGHTY LABOURS to smile for your pleasure, and you can see our PAPERWORK spread before us. It's WORK baby!
More A&R action, as here we see Mr Hibbett placing the hand of friendship with the MIGHTY KRAKEN.
And here we find our Chairman chumming it up big stylee with the whole Kraken Massive. BO!
It's all too beautiful, isn't it?
It's almost too much to be a coincidence, but surely it is? Here we find The Board in the PUB - AGANE. Spooky. Here we find our gallant heroes relaxing after a punishing meetinging, girding themselves for the afternoon's BRAIN STORMING session at the 2002 Away Day in Matlock Bath.
And here we see the inevitable aftermath - including a view that ladies the length and breadth of our nation have HANKERED FOR. Mr Whitaker reclines in his bed the next day, cooly smoking a tab before he greets the new morning.
Look Out! It's that Mystery Cuban Boy again!
Somewhere nearby lurks GLEN CAMPBELL! America!